Sabtu, 25 Oktober 2008

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Selasa, 21 Oktober 2008

cerita lucu 3

Ceritanya begini, seorang kakek bercerita ama cucunya tentang kisah penjajahan belanda tempo doeloe (tau kan biasanya kakek kakek cuman make sarung doang tampa cd dan biasanya kursi malasnya terbuat dari rotan) Di tengah asiknya bercerita tiba tiba si kakek menangis tersedu-sedu di iringi dengan rintihan yang memilukan. Merasa terbawa suasana cucunya angkat bicara “Sudalah kek, memang tempo doeloe itu sangat menyedihkan tapi kan sekarang kita udah merdeka…”
Dengan nada agak menyedihkan si kakek menjawab “Cu, bukannya kakek sedih krn tempo doeloe, tapi BIJI KAKEK TERJEPIT DI KURSI ROTAN INI.”

cerita lucu2

Seorang pemuda Ambon mempunyai suatu kelebihan yang sangat membanggakan dirinya, yaitu ia punya ‘biji’ jumlahnya ada 3. Ia selalu
ingin membanggakannya pada setiap orang. Maka ketika ia ketemu seorang pemuda Jawa ia berkata : ” Mas . . . Mas . . , kalau beta jalan bareng
ama Mas begini, kalau biji kita di jumlah, semua ada 5 Mas . . . ! ”
Si Jawa menjawab kaget : ” Eedaan tenan . . , berarti punya sampeyan ada 3 to . . . ? Luar biasa . . . ! ” Kala lain si Ambon jalan-jalan lagi ama pemuda
Sunda : ” Kang.. Kang, kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah, jumlahnya 5 lho ”
Si Sunda terperanjat : ” Edun euyy . . . , berarti biji akang ada 3 ya . . . . ? Hebat euuyy . . ! ”
Suatu hari ia ketemu pemuda Arab dan seperti biasanya ia mulai membanggakan jumlah bijinya : ” Wan . . . , kalau biji kita berdua di jumlah . . . , jumlahnya ada 5 wan . . . ! ”
Tak kalah kagetnya si Wan Abud terhenyak : ” Astaghfirullah . . . . , kasihan amat ente, berarti bizi ente cuman satu ya ! ! ! “

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cerita lucu

Suatu ketika aku dan teman-teman iseng menaiki pohon mangga.Kami berlima ada disuatu dahan yang sebesar betis orang dewasa.

Tiba-tiba satu temanku sebut saja Agus, dia berada diujung dahan dan Mengayunkan dahan yang kami tumpangi karena keenakan kami semua ikut menggoyang.

Dahanya TRRKTEK..tiba-tiba terdengar suara retakan dahan yang kami tumpangi dan.. GEDUBRAG.. dahanpun patah, kamipun terjatuh kurang lebih 8 meter diatas pohon.

Dan dibawah terdapat kebun nanas dan pisang. teman-temanku semua masuk kekebun nanas, Dan aku yang paling beruntung karena tersangkut dipohon pisang.

Bukannya kesakitan tapi kami semua tertawa. Terpingkal-pingkal dan menikmati jatah dari pohon mangga.

Senin, 20 Oktober 2008

adjective clause dalam bahasa indonesia

Ajektiva yang Klausul

Recognize an adjective clause when you see one. Mengenali sebuah kata sifat klausul ketika anda melihat satu.

An adjective clause—also called an adjectival or relative clause—will meet three requirements: Sebuah kata sifat ayat-juga disebut kata sifat atau relatif ayat-akan memenuhi tiga persyaratan:

  • First, it will contain a subject and verb . Pertama, ini akan tetap memiliki subjek dan kata kerja.
  • Next, it will begin with a relative pronoun [ who , whom , whose , that , or which ] or a relative adverb [ when , where , or why ]. Selanjutnya, ia akan mulai dengan kata ganti relatif [siapa, siapa, yang, yang, atau yang] atau relatif pengajaran [bila, dimana, atau mengapa].
  • Finally, it will function as an adjective , answering the questions What kind? How many? or Which one? Akhirnya, ia akan berfungsi sebagai ajektiva, menjawab pertanyaan apa saja? Berapa? Atau yang mana satu?

The adjective clause will follow one of these two patterns: Ajektiva klausul yang akan mengikuti salah satu dari kedua pola:

relative pronoun or adverb + subject + verb relatif kata ganti atau pengajaran + subjek + kata kerja

relative pronoun as subject + verb kata ganti relatif sebagai subyek + kata kerja

Here are some examples: Berikut ini adalah beberapa contoh:

Whose big, brown eyes pleaded for another cookie Yang besar, coklat mata lain mengaku untuk cookie

Whose = relative pronoun; eyes = subject; pleaded = verb. = Kata ganti yang relatif; mata = subjek mengaku = kata kerja.

Why Fred cannot stand sitting across from his sister Melanie Mengapa Fred tidak dapat berdiri duduk di seluruh dari saudara Melanie

Why = relative adverb; Fred = subject; can stand = verb [ not , an adverb , is not officially part of the verb]. Mengapa = relatif pengajaran; Fred = subjek dapat berdiri = kata kerja [tidak, sebuah pengajaran tidak resmi bagian dari kata kerja].

That bounced across the kitchen floor Yang demi di lantai dapur

That = relative pronoun functioning as subject; bounced = verb. = Kata ganti relatif yang berfungsi sebagai subjek; demi = kata kerja.

Who hiccupped for seven hours afterward Hiccupped yang selama tujuh jam kemudian

Who = relative pronoun functioning as subject; hiccupped = verb. = Kata ganti relatif yang berfungsi sebagai subjek; hiccupped = kata kerja.

Avoid writing a sentence fragment . Hindari menulis kalimat yang terputus.

An adjective clause does not express a complete thought, so it cannot stand alone as a sentence . Sebuah kata sifat kalimat tidak lengkap ekspres pikiran, sehingga tidak dapat berdiri sendiri sebagai kalimat. To avoid writing a fragment , you must connect each adjective clause to a main clause . Untuk menghindari menulis fragmen, Anda harus terhubung setiap kata sifat ayat ke induk kalimat. Read the examples below. Notice that the adjective clause follows the word that it describes. Baca contoh di bawah ini. Perhatikan bahwa kata sifat kalimat berikut kata yang menjelaskan.

Diane felt manipulated by her beagle Santana, whose big, brown eyes pleaded for another cookie . Diane merasa dirugikan oleh anjing pemburu Santana, yang besar, coklat mata lain mengaku untuk cookie.

Chewing with her mouth open is one reason why Fred cannot stand sitting across from his sister Melanie . Permen dengan mulut terbuka adalah satu alasan mengapa Fred tidak dapat berdiri duduk di seluruh dari saudara Melanie.

Growling ferociously, Oreo and Skeeter, Madison's two dogs, competed for the hardboiled egg that bounced across the kitchen floor . Growling ferociously, dan Oreo Skeeter, Madison's dua anjing, bersaing untuk hardboiled telur yang demi di lantai dapur.

Laughter erupted from Annamarie, who hiccupped for seven hours afterward . Tawa erupted dari Annamarie, yang hiccupped selama tujuh jam kemudian.

Punctuate an adjective clause correctly. Tanda baca dengan benar klausul sebuah kata sifat.

Punctuating adjective clauses can be tricky. Punctuating ajektiva fasal dapat menjadi agak rumit. For each sentence, you will have to decide if the adjective clause is essential or nonessential and then use commas accordingly. Untuk setiap kalimat, Anda akan harus memutuskan jika ajektiva ayat adalah penting atau nonessential dan kemudian menggunakan koma yang sesuai.

Essential clauses do not require commas. Fasal penting tidak memerlukan koma. An adjective clause is essential when you need the information it provides. Sebuah kata sifat ayat adalah penting bila anda memerlukan informasi yang telah disediakan. Look at this example: Lihatlah contoh ini:

The vegetables that people leave uneaten are often the most nutritious. Sayur-orang yang meninggalkan uneaten seringkali yang paling bergizi.

Vegetables is nonspecific. Sayuran adalah nonspecific. To know which ones we are talking about, we must have the information in the adjective clause. Untuk mengetahui mana yang berbicara tentang kami, kami harus memiliki informasi dalam kalimat kata sifat. Thus, the adjective clause is essential and requires no commas. Dengan demikian, kata sifat ayat adalah penting dan tidak memerlukan koma.

If, however, we eliminate vegetables and choose a more specific noun instead, the adjective clause becomes nonessential and does require commas to separate it from the rest of the sentence. Namun, jika kita menghilangkan sayuran dan memilih yang lebih spesifik, bukan kata benda, kata sifat yang menjadi klausul nonessential dan tidak memerlukan koma untuk memisahkan dari bagian kalimat. Read this revision: Baca ini revisi:

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Jumat, 17 Oktober 2008

alamat software

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Kamis, 16 Oktober 2008

adjective clause

The Adjective Clause

Recognize an adjective clause when you see one.

An adjective clause—also called an adjectival or relative clause—will meet three requirements:

  • First, it will contain a subject and verb.
  • Next, it will begin with a relative pronoun [who, whom, whose, that, or which] or a relative adverb [when, where, or why].
  • Finally, it will function as an adjective, answering the questions What kind? How many? or Which one?

The adjective clause will follow one of these two patterns:

relative pronoun or adverb + subject + verb

relative pronoun as subject + verb

Here are some examples:

Whose big, brown eyes pleaded for another cookie

Whose = relative pronoun; eyes = subject; pleaded = verb.

Why Fred cannot stand sitting across from his sister Melanie

Why = relative adverb; Fred = subject; can stand = verb [not, an adverb, is not officially part of the verb].

That bounced across the kitchen floor

That = relative pronoun functioning as subject; bounced = verb.

Who hiccupped for seven hours afterward

Who = relative pronoun functioning as subject; hiccupped = verb.

Avoid writing a sentence fragment.

An adjective clause does not express a complete thought, so it cannot stand alone as a sentence. To avoid writing a fragment, you must connect each adjective clause to a main clause. Read the examples below. Notice that the adjective clause follows the word that it describes.

Diane felt manipulated by her beagle Santana, whose big, brown eyes pleaded for another cookie.

Chewing with her mouth open is one reason why Fred cannot stand sitting across from his sister Melanie.

Growling ferociously, Oreo and Skeeter, Madison's two dogs, competed for the hardboiled egg that bounced across the kitchen floor.

Laughter erupted from Annamarie, who hiccupped for seven hours afterward.

Punctuate an adjective clause correctly.

Punctuating adjective clauses can be tricky. For each sentence, you will have to decide if the adjective clause is essential or nonessential and then use commas accordingly.

Essential clauses do not require commas. An adjective clause is essential when you need the information it provides. Look at this example:

The vegetables that people leave uneaten are often the most nutritious.

Vegetables is nonspecific. To know which ones we are talking about, we must have the information in the adjective clause. Thus, the adjective clause is essential and requires no commas.

If, however, we eliminate vegetables and choose a more specific noun instead, the adjective clause becomes nonessential and does require commas to separate it from the rest of the sentence. Read this revision:

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WHO replaces nouns and pronouns that refer to people. It cannot replace nouns and pronouns that refer to animals or things. It can be the subject of a verb. In informal writing (but not in academic writing), it can be used as the object of a verb.

WHOM replaces nouns and pronouns that refer to people. It cannot replace nouns and pronouns that refer to animals or things. It can be the object of a verb or preposition. It cannot be the subject of a verb.

WHICH replaces nouns and pronouns that refer to animals or things. It cannot replace nouns and pronouns that refer to people. It can be the subject of a verb. It can also be the object of a verb or preposition.

THAT replaces nouns and pronouns that refer to people, animals or things. It can be the subject of a verb. It can also be the object of a verb or preposition (but that cannot follow a preposition; whom, which, and whose are the only relative pronouns that can follow a preposition).

2. The following words can also be used as relative pronouns: whose, when, where.

WHOSE replaces possessive forms of nouns and pronouns (see WF11 and pro in Correction Symbols Two). It can refer to people, animals or things. It can be part of a subject or part of an object of a verb or preposition, but it cannot be a complete subject or object. Whose cannot be omitted. Here are examples with whose:

The man is happy. + I found the man’s wallet. =

The man whose wallet I found is happy.

The girl is excited. + Her mother won the lottery. =

The girl whose mother won the lottery is excited.

WHEN replaces a time (in + year, in + month, on + day,...). It cannot be a subject. It can be omitted. Here is an example with when:

I will never forget the day. + I graduated on that day.=

I will never forget the day when I graduated.

The same meaning can be expressed in other ways:

I will never forget the day on which I graduated.

I will never forget the day that I graduated.

I will never forget the day I graduated.

WHERE replaces a place (in + country, in + city, at + school,...). It cannot be a subject. It can be omitted but a preposition (at, in, to) usually must be added. Here is an example with where:

The building is new. + He works in the building. =

The building where he works is new.

The same meaning can be expressed in other ways:

The building in which he works is new.

The building which he works in is new.

The building that he works in is new.

The building he works in is new.

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